I'm So Drunk Right Now...

Adult Erotica
Rated 3.50/5 based on 2 reviews
Happy St. Patrick's day my ass. I was out getting drunk at a bar after getting dumped by my girlfriend and meet a girl there doing the same thing. We both share our sorrows and one thing leads to another and needless to say we wind up at my place. Now the weird thing is when I didn't take advantage of her she got upset and practically begged me to. (alcohol, one-night stand, romance)
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About EFon

Erotic literature is like the finest chocolate. Even if you don't always know what you are going to get, I try to make sure you savor every moment. Erotica without setting and plot is just sex. It's through making people and circumstances as real as possible that is the spice of erotica.

I'm a lone amateur author, fully employed at 50+ hrs a week so not writing as often, with a new great editor and friend Teagan O'Stevenson, so hopefully there won't be as many typos as my earlier works. If you spot one feel free to let me know and I'll fix it promptly and try and make it worth it for you with a free book if someone else hasn't already pointed it out.

Prime Fetishes (So will be very common in my writings):
- Humor & Misunderstandings
- Romance
- Cheating
- Harem / Menage / Multiple Partners
- Impregnation / Pregnancy
- Reluctance
- Stockings / Lingerie / Costumes
- Teacher / School girl
- Teens
- Virginity / First Time
- Lesbian
- Family / Incest

Minor Fetishes (Used as center-points in some stories, ignored in others):
- Light B&D
- Public Sex / Exhibitionism
- Maid / Servant / Slave
- Mind Control
- Slut
- Sex toys

General turn offs (Rare. Used situationally in specific stories.):
- Tan lines
- Anal
- Condoms
- Extreme B&D
- Gay
- Snuff
- Violent Rape

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Robin Bell reviewed on Feb. 28, 2020

Unlike Mr. Parsons I don't think this is an outstanding story or particularly well written.
(review of free book)
tony parsons reviewed on March 27, 2014

I had planned to get drunk on Saint Patrick's Day. I/female became quite drunk & we ended up at my apartment. He had broken up with his ex G/F Beth & she had broken up with her ex B/F Brian. Karen introduces herself to Rick.
Sexy book cover, great font & writing style. A very well written hot horny provocative sexy short story (book). It was very easy to read/follow from start/finish & never a dull moment. No grammar errors, repetitive or out of line sequence sentences. Lots of exciting scenarios & a great set of unique characters. This could make a very great steamy sex movie or mini TV series. No doubt in my mind a very easy rating of 5 stars for this short story (book).
Thank you for the free short story (book)
Tony Parsons MSW (Washburn)
(review of free book)
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