Triangulum Stain -- Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Adult Erotica
Rated 5.00/5 based on 1 reviews
The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. FFF is on its way in supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, a team of Earth's finest must fight a sentient Alien Dildo God. Who will survive? More

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About Moctezuma Johnson

Call me Moctezuma!

They say that I once took the Millennium Falcon for a spin through the Triangulum Galaxy. They also say I once had sex with both Angelina Jolie and Margaret Atwood at the same time. They say a lot of things, don't they?

I crawled out of a New Jersey sewer in the 70s and have since lived all over the world. When not writing books and blogs, I enjoy photography and writing poems for people. If you want to hire me to write a poem for you in any way, contact me at moctezuma.johnson(@) (remove the parenthesis).

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newbie1330 reviewed on on Aug. 2, 2016
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The five star review must have been written
by this book's author. or an indebted relative. It is choppy,
in desperate need of extensive editing and reworking of the
base concept.
The story line is FAR from erotic. I am sorry, author, but this
effort is an epic fail. Bottom line : zero stars out of five.
(review of free book)
Christina Harding reviewed on on July 30, 2014

This erotica has a good sense of humor, enhanced by Moctezuma's rugged writing style! We all know that men have two heads - one above the waist and one below the waist. What would happen if the head below the waist did all of the thinking? Or if the one above the waist was irrelevant? During Triangulum Stain we get to find out! This may be just about one of the only times when a man will cower from a horny woman.

Moctezuma gives his readers a full view of the alien attack by weaving multiple story lines together. He also varies up this short by providing his readers with important information via a couple of different formats. Additionally, I could see Moctezuma's talent with poetry shine through due to the graceful pros within this book.

With all this being said, this is simply a well-written, humorous erotic story, intended for our entertainment!
(review of free book)

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