"First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity." — Martin Meyers
I published my first book in 2004. It became an immediate collector's item. I know this for a fact as I have several hundred copies collecting dust in my attic. Critics everywhere said it belonged right up there between Ernest Hemingway and Robert E Howard—on an alphabetical bookshelf.
My influences include Rocky & Bullwinkle, 1950s sci-fi movies, and silver-age comics.
I live in Texas with my Princess wife, and cats Rocky and Dusty. You can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.