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Holly Jesmer wasn’t born into a family of pirates or witches or ninjas, a fact which just... sucks.
She tried to console herself for years with chocolate, 90’s pop-rock ballads and electroshock therapy, but the pain of being a not-pirate-witch is still something she has to face every day.
When Holly was going through a Goth phase (aka her teens) she found (see stole) a journal of stories that had belonged to her grandmother. The strange and wonderful stories she’d written inspired Holly with a life-long love of the unusual, and gave her the courage to try to create some of her own.
If she couldn’t have real-life adventures (LARPING doesn’t count), she could at least write about the ones she’d like to have. Though she still wakes up every morning hoping to see a GATE floating above her bed.
Holly lives in Colorado, with her two sisters and a conure named Zelda. She also had a brother, but he’s gone (he’s still alive, she just can’t remember where she left him.)