Have you, curious reader, have you ever been employed as a receptionist - or have you worked anywhere that has required a person to spell their name for you? Well, that is who I am. I am that man who tells you, "My name is Mr. Binger, with a punctuation point. M - R - period. B-I-N-G-E-R."
I am where I have not been. That is to say, if I were to describe myself in five words, those fives words are, "Where I have not been." I have made myself those places I may never to go; so what I know of myself is wholly imaginative.