A pair of perpetually horny college students decide to impress a couple of girls by pretending to be members of an expensive gym. Things don't go as smoothly as they had hoped, but this pair have a unique ability to stumble into ecstasy, which is what happens when they find themselves mistaken for masseurs by a pair of pleasure-loving soccer moms.
John gives a wryly humorous telling of the pair's adventure. One of my favourite lines : "On the upside, they weren't very smart, but on the downside, neither were we." It's a brief story and the ease with which the pair are able to move from the application of scented oils to the outside of the women's bodies to the application of their own bodily fluids to the inside of those bodies may stretch credibility, but it's delightfully raunchy fun and that's what counts.
(reviewed 4 days after purchase)