Woody Allen Makes A Scary Sandwich - Horror Pastiche, Stories & Poems

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Heywood "Woody" Allen: Over time, Allan Stewart Konigsberg and I have associated with each other. This is the first in a series of books compiling a few short stories we've distantly collaborated on throughout the past 25 years. I am a book ghostwriter and editor of long standing, and these "tall tales" reflect a variety of genres including horror fiction, humorous sci-fi and narrative nonfiction. More
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About Karen S. Cole

I am a book ghost writer or book ghostwriter with over 30 years of freelance writing and editing experience. It's been off and on, over time, and I only began ghost writing in earnest in early 2003. I began sending work out to a team of writers and others in 2005, and have been offering our general services as affordable, inexpensive ghost writers, editors, marketers, publishers and other related writing field workers to all kinds of available reasonably paying clients. I am an Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Smashwords NYT bestselling ghostwriter. My books by other people were listed on the New York Times fiction and nonfiction bestseller lists many times before. I'm responsible for the production of some 350 or more such books. Now I'm trying to take Smashwords by gentle storm, and here's some more about me: this is my first successfully published humor novel under my own name. I'm offering it for free now and hoping people will enjoy it and spread the word about a possible ongoing series.

A Brief Sampling of Books I've edited for other people:

The Boys of Birmingham - in the Library of Congress, first self published book they ever accepted there. It's the true story of Dr. King's real life assassination investigation. True crime combined with civil rights and serious senses of humor.

Torn in Two: Valor of a US Marine - Edited for Farid Hotaki, Afghan born American Jarhead

Simon Says by Simon Lewenberg - Edited for a ten-camp Polish Jewish Holocaust survivor

Ice Therapy by H. Thompson - Edited for a nice guy with a great healing method. Use heat too!

This is Your Time, Rwanda - Edited for J. Mbabzazi, a Canadian feminist working hard for African human rights

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Review by: Boyko Ovcharov on Aug. 11, 2018 :

A colorful pastiche of remarkable short stories, poems and travel notes. Well written, intelligent, thought-provoking and unconventional. If we have to follow the metaphor of Woody Allen's personality traits here, we could say that these words might sound a bit eccentric, but wise. Overall, an enjoyable and delightful read for a Sunday afternoon. Highly recommended.
(review of free book)
Review by: josemcclain on Dec. 16, 2015 :
Creepy Horror Book, Couldn’t Put It Down!

I love scary stories. I really love them. I cannot watch scary movies, but I love reading stories. Having that in mind I bought this book. I have read other things by Karen S. Cole and thought I should give it a try.

It was worth it, just like every book of hers.

The stories are amazing. They keep you inside themselves until the end and you just cannot put it down. You know, with a novel there is always that one place that is boring enough to make you put the book down at some point (especially when you know you were to be asleep a long time ago). But with this book, they are stories, they are so interesting that once you finish one you just wonder what the next one will be about. You start it and then…here you are 20 minutes or half an hour later, finishing the second story. And you still want to read the next one and the next one.

My favourite one is: “Let There Be Dragons” I read it twice before I managed to go on.
So be warned! If you take this book, you have to clear your schedule, because you will not be able to put it back down easily.
(review of free book)

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