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Sir Chase Hooper was born into the tumultuous world of Reaganomics and Top Gun in 1986. He was plopped into this insidious realm of pop culture with nothing but a thirst for humor and a very cute belly button. From his earliest days, he has sought to rule the world with an iron dick and gift his loyal subjects with laughter and silliness. After a childhood wrought with turmoil and battles against constipated, foul-mouthed griffins, Sir Chase grew into a superhero. To this day, he continues to fight against the perils of evil. When he is not clad in the armor of justice, he can be found on stage performing improvisational comedy, playing semi-professional football, and spreading the teachings of the Church of Boobism. He currently lives in California with his most excellent wife, Hillary.