Stupidity from A to Z

Camera: A device useful for blackmailing family members; Makeup: Goopy substances used by women to hide their true appearance; Diet: A method of self-punishment; Insect: Any creeping life form that tends to freak-out humans on sight; Opinions: Those nasty notions of stupidity possessed by everyone else but us. These and other bizarre definitions are found in this quasi dictionary of nonsense. More

Camera: A handy device useful for blackmailing family members; Makeup: Goopy substances applied by women to their faces in order to hide their true appearance; Diet: A method of self-punishment; Insect: Any creeping life form that tends to freak-out humans on sight; National Debt: A sum so great it cannot be fathomed; Opinions: Those nasty notions of stupidity possessed by everyone else but us; Paper Cut: The most painful of all maladies; Politician: Someone skilled in pretending concern for his fellow beings while secretly wanting to gain power over them. These and other bizarre definitions are found in this quasi dictionary of nonsense.