Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand.
If you want to know if Donald Trump is rich, you just have to ask him. If you want to know *how* he became rich, you have to dig a little deeper.
Matthew Newell, founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Funds, writes an hilarious recount of some of the investments they made over the last three decades. A peer-to-peer music sharing platform, a Trump-branded diet, Ivanka’s social media site and a Y2K recovery service are all teed up for laughs.
Did you know that breakfast (or “breaky”) is the best way to judge a person’s soul? Did you know that Trump profited from NAFTA through bail bonding? Or that Donald has some very specific ideas on the Civil War, which are shocking for any normal person but right on point for him? From 1987 to 2015, the discussion around and investment results from eight investments are detailed for your entertainment.
“This is a frickin’ bigly funny book that no one had the balls to write except for Matthew.” - Donald
on Aug. 4, 2015 :
It's amazing that Trump is running for president and he's at the head of the pack on the republican ticket. If this story is true, it will be even more amazing if Trump wins the nomination. I can't believe he can win the White House but who knows. Either way this is a very interesting book.
(review of free book)
on July 30, 2015 :
Very interesting story about Mr. Trump. Thanks for sharing, esp. now that he's so 'in the news' with his presidential campaign.