The Would Be Asstronaut

Hank Larmspitz has a plan.

Well, sort of.

He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.

Exactly what does he have in mind?

Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. When he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out. More

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Words: 4,350
Language: English
ISBN: 9781513025643
About Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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