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KYMBERLY GOLTERMANN lives in a lingerie storage unit on the outskirts of a small town that is to remain nameless due to reasons of witness protection. Her current career is classified information but her hobbies involve reenacting Gore vs. Bush Supreme Court case and dancing naked under a full moon. While this is her first piece of literature composed on paper, her other works can be found written on her shower wall, where she does her best plotting.
ASHLEY L GOLTERMANN currently lives in the basement of a snow globe factory on Route 66 according to her CIA file. For work she shaves Alpacas and breakdances. In her spare time she enjoys hunting for Quail with Dick Cheney and nude underwater hang gliding off the coast of Utah. She spends her weekends contemplating new and exciting ways to kill people--the more mess the better. She is currently working on her next book by shaving the words onto her cat.