Twelve Days of Christmas Murder and Mayhem

No criminal could get away with any wrongdoing if Miss Marple happened to be in the vicinity. With her long history of solving crime, have you ever wondered why no No criminal ever tried to do away with her? Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem and Murder is a mystery-comedy spoof in which Miss Marple is known as the hilarious Miss Marble. In this story, someone is trying to do away with her so she wil More

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Words: 36,750
Language: English
ISBN: 9781311551771
Tags: humor satire
About Aaron T Knight

INTERVIEW WITH AARON T KNIGHT

INTERVIEWER: I suppose you have been writing for a long time. When did you start work on your first novel ?
AARON : I didn’t exactly choose to be a writer. My creator was making a routine inspection and HE saw me flopping and floundering around with no hope of being worth anything. HE decided the only thing he could do was to make me a writer.
INTERVIEWER It’s hard to believe you Mr. Knight. Do you have any proof to back up your claim that HE made you a writer ?
AARON: Well, you know how writers are always broke. As soon as HE transformed me into a writer I became penniless. I used to have some money but now I’m busted.
INTERVIEWER: I’m not truly convinced Mr. Knight.
AARON: You know how writers use all kinds of metaphors, analogies and dramatic descriptions. Now that I am a writer I can’t say “the man took a walk to the river.” It has to be like “struggling against the wind that was howling like a wolf, the strong man with rippling muscles, made his way down to the storm tossed river which looked alive like a writhing creature in the agony of its final death throes.” See what I mean ? Do you want more proof ?

INTERVIEWER: No, that’s quite enough.

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