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The crazy family were planing where to have their family holiday. Bro said that, “there’s only two days left until we leave on holiday and we’re NOT backing down. So that’s why we’re going to the wrestling.” Dad cried “woohooo wrestling”. Meanwhile Sis and Mum wanted to go to the fashion spa and “hang on he hasn’t had a vote” said Bro pointing at me. Sis asked me what I was holding. I said it was a book I got at the op shop about a hotel called Pillow Mountain. I told them that Pillow Mountain has built in paddling pools, markets, and a gift shop. Mum asked me how much it cost. I replied five dollars per night. The entire family rushed and packed thEIr bags and drove. When we arrived we saw a colossal structure of extreme beauty. This is Pillow Mountain. We walked inside and saw a small robot. Dad said look out its one of evil Dr Nerds robot minions. I Yelled dad stop that’s a service Droid. It said “your wish is my command.” Sis told the Droid to attack Bro. The Droid replied “that is not in my programming” Bro told the Droid to call Sis a &*$%#. The Droid said “that is not in my programming”. Then I said “Take us to the front desk”. The Droid responded, “yes master”. On the way Bro asked, “how did you get it to do what you said”. I responded that it has a list on the 100 things it can do in the book. At the front desk the man told them that he had good news for them. The best room in the hotel is free you get the U.F.O. suite. They payed $10 for a family ticket and only $5 more per person per night. I told a service droid to take us to our room. The Droid answered “yes master”. On the way dad spotted his old fake enemy evil Dr Nerd. He proclaimed “Evil Dr Nerd we meet again”. The man explained to dad “firstly my name is Steve, secondly I am a guest at the hotel and finally your nuts”. I stepped in and explained that Dad believes in a fictional character named evil Dr Nerd who is a mad scientist and has found a way to turn people into his nerd slaves.
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