Samurai Shark is the bad ass of the seven seas! Want to see the world? Get a shark!
Movie lover Samurai Shark knows dumb ass humans are a dish best served wet and he's gonna get him some. More
Samurai Shark has a license plate stuck in his teeth and it's pissing him off.
The pain makes him go on an epic rant that will make even the toughest dizen of the deep cower in fear.
Watch out world, Samurai Shark is comin' to bite you in the butt!