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Zanzibar 7. Schwarznegger is a fictional Figment-Writer who escaped through a plot hole into the real world. He resides somewhere on the West Coast of the United States and moves frequently under the Character Witness Relocation Program. He has spawned a number of plot bunnies, tribbles, and squirrels. His hobbies include oxymoron acrostics, weekend adverbial warfare, and braving the terrors of a parody flux on a dare. He occasionally remembers to update his website.