Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch
A book of the most nutty, twisted, crazy, funny and, in some instances, least rhyming rhymes ever created. There are two categories: Odd Creatures, Slugs & Elias Zapple and Twisted Nursery Rhymes. A total of 29 rhymes! More
Inside this book you will find,
Funny nonsense from my mind.
Zany rhymes and slimy tales,
Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.
And a clever slug that shocks,
Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.
Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,
What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?
Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),
There's even some that do not rhyme!
Read the book, there's so much more,
Or my slugs and I will go to war!
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