Raised by Micro Bacteria in a Petri dish, and one day suddenly becoming sentient, because of a weird anomaly. Author and Belly button lint enthusiast Benjamin Dover began writing as soon as his fingers were able to grasp a utensil. Preferring mud, and other colorful things at first, eventually this organism moved on to what most consider complex mediums(Etch-A-sketch)
Benjamin Spends most of his time in the foothills of the mountains dreaming of one day being able to afford a goat. Much of his time is expended yelling at computers softly, and talking about himself in third person to strangers on the internet. These strangers with their prying eyes can help this magical person(who is not typing at the moment) afford a goat, and build a cob mud hut by donating to the "Magical bacteria that likes to type foundation." You can do this by sending money to Funkinmyveins@gmail.com via Paypal. Also, "The Foundations fors peoples whos types too many S'ss" can be helped at the same location.
Look out for my future short stories... Like
Tea in infinity- 5 mythical creatures have tea in infinity, and talk about the phenomenon of television, modern humans, and lip singing.
The Mask that death wore- Two thieves have a magic potion that allows them to escape the grips of the plague.
The author, actor, musician hopes to one day quit his day job and live in the foothills in a modest eco-friendly village, please donate today for more satire, tomfoolery, and maybe even a heart warming story, or two.
on March 11, 2017 :
This is fun work that is a bit better than I thought it would be.
Currently only available in epub, I suggest the author make other formats available.
(review of free book)