Let God Be My Witness

Rated 4.50/5 based on 2 reviews
A short story about truth...

Actually I lied... It's about wearing your under-crackers on your head!


Then perhaps not!
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About Milthy Swinebuckle

Me born many moons ago.

Me never seen sun

Me very clever.

Me like custard...mmm

Me also like picking nose...GREAT FUN...find all sorts of stuff

Me also a certified quantum physicist. This me job.

Me once find piece of cardboard in nose....GRRRRrrrrr...This not fun

Me like watching radio...as of yet, no pictures, but me keep fingers crossed

Me sometimes talk to me...sometimes me answers back...Me also can be cheeky sod...Me give me slap in mouth...Me not so mouthy now are me!!!

Me hate cardboard...Why so brown

P.S...Why me talk like ape-man?

Me confused!

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Review by: Lee mulubwa on Feb. 27, 2017 :
funny and cleaver.....
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Review by: Mr Keef, Sr on Oct. 10, 2016 :
This story got right to the point but left room to wonder. This review is linger than the story itself.
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