Which came first: the Casei or the Magnus? Is he a particle, a wave, or does he paradoxically exhibit properties of both? Is he bound by the laws of relativistic physics or does he sculpt his own realities? Does he really exist or does he just pop in and out of the quantum foam without rhyme or reason? Is he a remote possibility or a definite probability? Would answers to these questions satisfy you? Do they matter? Does anything, really?
Favorite Color: Murdered Zebra (black, white and red)
Favorite Hat: Fez
Favorite Quote: "No comment."
Favorite Hairpiece: William Shatner's