The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke
Before compiling this collection of Trump Jokes, I have to admit, I did read Donald
Trump’s book, How to Get Rich, cover to cover and found it interesting…not the
pages…just the covers. More
On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashed
on a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they say
has been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Months
after that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.
Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads…“Donald
Trump would make a Great President”…because I figure Even a Shark wouldn’t
In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal…except for Donald Trump, who was
born a little more free and equal…
The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s
when HE learns that Donald Trump is.
Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads of
companies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful you
become…The smaller your balls get.
Available ebook formats: