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Who is Honolulu Polkadot?
Little is known about the reclusive author, but what is known is this:
Honolulu Polkadot, contrary to popular belief, was not born in Hawaii at all but rather in a small town in Texas. The town was prone to attacks from the occasional appearance of marauding pirates and infestations of giant crop rats. A statue of Honolulu Polkadot was erected early last summer with a plaque that reads, "Honolulu Polkadot, inventor of the electric nose picker and beloved candlestick maker."
Honolulu Polkadot has chosen to spend his time away from the attention that his popular books have spawned, and he now spends his days quietly, writing stories for all to enjoy.