Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date

You’ve set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you’ve set the bar low—way low—you’re not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away?

Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another… More

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Words: 12,190
Language: English
ISBN: 9781540113696
About Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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