Consito Ramirez writes things - comics, short stories, comics. He's the immigrant politicians have been warning you about (not the rapist, just a guy who’s here to steal jobs from native born, redneck, science-fiction writers).
Someone said his writing was like Douglas Adams or Kurt Vonnegut sometimes, and just perverse at other times. Since Consito loves both of those authors, and is a pervert, he took the casual comment as definitive proof that he should share his writing with the world. Now he's on a quest even more difficult than writing a book, selling a book.
When he’s not writing inappropriate stories in Starbucks, he’s busy sailing, horseback riding, and stealing other antiquated means of transportation from rich people.
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