The Unmentionables

A netherworld portal fumigates an entire town, driving the villagers mad. They direct their rage at one outcast youth. With the town after him, Greg turns to his grandfather's occult paraphernalia, building an army of reanimated pigs, piss-monkeys, and raccoon bodyguards. It's all headed for a showdown between good and evil in small-town Ohio. More

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About Lance Carbuncle

The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millennium and he’s been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn’t eat deviled eggs and he doesn’t drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn’t wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. Carbuncle’s stories are channeled through a pathetic little man who has to work a respectable job during the days in order to feed the infestation of children in his house. Carbuncle's first novel, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed, and his recently released Grundish and Askew are sold through Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com. More reviews of Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed, and Grundish and Askew can be found on Amazon and Barnesandnoble.com.

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