Scott Andrews is getting older every day and doesn’t like it much. He has travelled far and wide, worked a variety of unimaginably dull jobs and partook in numerous mundane conversations in a fruitless attempt to figure out just exactly what life is all about. He has turned to writing as he feels he no longer has any possibility of fulfilling his childhood dream of becoming a fire engine. He has written two novels, one that reached number 7 on the Amazon Satire Chart, a number of short stories, and once won album of the week in Poland alongside Beyonce. She was indeed honoured.