Beach Slapped: A Surfland Novel

It begins with an over-sexed sea lion and ends with the spirit of
Steve McQueen dispensing justice on the streets of Surfland, Oregon. In between, a nudist mascot, a pissed off young woman and a lottery ticket gone horribly right unite to make the streets safe for little old ladies. A thriller in the South Florida tradition, Howe presents a hilarious rain of weirdness on America’s wettest edge. More

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Published: July 15, 2011
Words: 110,050
Language: English
ISBN: 9781452408309
About Barton Grover Howe

Barton Grover Howe is a high school teacher and humor columnist who has spent most of the last 10 years teaching, being a mascot and generally not being near as funny as he thinks he is. A former newspaper reporter, hotel manager, aquarium diver, stand-up comedian, forcibly retired Disney On Ice performer and professional mascot, Barton Grover Howe has combined his experiences and skills from all of those environments to create writing with a voice like no other. Living proof that you don’t need hurricanes blowing the palm trees sideways to get beach slapped time and again.
He currently resides in the only small town on the Oregon coast that has seven miles of coastline and not one boat dock. He is married to the most patient woman on earth and is father to the cutest daughter in the universe, who got all of her looks from her mother.

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