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He is horrible at promoting himself. He is also well aware of is uncanny resemblance to a hairy turnip.
One of the first men to ever eat his way out of trouble, he is a lover of all things Science Fiction, and would love to be abducted by aliens one day. Although he dreads the idea of anal probing, he realizes that he might have to take one for the team to get out of the galaxy.
Can be found in his study, secretly drawing unicorns with his most favorite crayons.
"Who has my blue crayon?" can often be heard echoing throughout his humble home.