Cat and Dog Jokes

Funny and Hilarious Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids!

Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!

Q: What do cats eat on a hot day?
A: Mice cream!

Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than his bite!

Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall?
A: A great jumpurr! More

Funny and Hilarious Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cat and dog jokes for children.

Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cats and dogs. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

Funny jokes from this book...
Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!

Q: What do cats eat on a hot day?
A: Mice cream!

Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than his bite!

Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall?
A: A great jumpurr!

Q: What dog would you want on your football team?
A: A golden receiver!

Funny Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)
-Over 95 hilarious jokes
-Cute and colorful illustrations
-Excellent for early and beginning readers
-Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
-Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Cats and Dogs!
This funny joke book is full of cat and dog jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and dogs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

Arnie Lightning is a children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

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