You know how in the Pinocchio story, his nose grows when he tells a lie? Yeah, not his nose. More
A lonely woodcarver named Geppetto receives some magic wood (insert saucy wink here) from an old lover and carves a boy of his own. What happens next is pretty predictable. If sex with a former marionette puppet can be called predictable. Just read the damn thing and do what you're going to do.
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