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Emma lives in Northampton, England, with a pair of insane male ducks that she likes to pretend are parrots, wearing one on each shoulder. Her main interests are observing, writing, parading around with large ducks on her shoulders and drinking real ale — all at the same time.
Her main wish in life is for Northampton Town Football Club to actually win sometimes. Fingers crossed. The End.