The Vampire Handbook

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Before beginning that dark and shadowed journey into a life of eternal damnation, every vampire is required to read THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK, a short guide to becoming a vampire and then adjusting to the bloodsucking lifestyle.

Also included is THE WERE-THING/SHAPESHIFTER HANDBOOK and THE ZOMBIE HANDBOOK and a few sample chapters from PJ Jones's sparkly vampire romance parody, ROMANCE NOVEL. More

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Words: 10,380
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465797070
About PJ Jones

PJ Jones began writing parody in the spring of 2009 when she was seriously ill, thinking that ROMANCE NOVEL would be her last dying legacy for mankind. If you read it, you will probably wonder if she was trying to seal her fate in hell. Who knows? But PJ Jones has conquered her illness and is much better now.

PJ Jones is also an avid reader of real romance novels, even the sparkly vampire ones. So why does she poke fun of them? Consider it comic relief.

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Review by: MoonGlitter on Jan. 21, 2012 : (no rating)
This book was hilarious! P.J. Jones has packed a lot of crucial information into this handbook! It is in MY opinion that EVERY mortal should read The Vampire Handbook if they are going to seriously consider becoming a vampire, a were-changing thing or a zombie ;) There is vital information to be taken into account before taking that final leap into this lifestyle. Things that I am sure, we are ALL unaware of.

P.J. Jones's sharp and witty sense of humor had me laughing out loud several times. My husband *who usually doesn't even bother to ask what I'm reading* kept wanting to know what in the world I was laughing at ;) The Vampire Handbook is a quick but entertaining guide into the immortal life. A MUST read for those who just want to sit down and have a few good laughs. You're sure to put this book away with a smile on your face ;)
(review of free book)

Review by: daegonna on Nov. 08, 2011 :
This book is hilarious and a great way to relax from a bad day - it's hard to have a bad day when you're laughing your butt off! I love this book ^_^
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

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