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Fred ‘Freddy’ Barnett
I was born in 1950, in Neponsit, New York, barely a hurricane’s breath from the beach. At age ten, my parents loaded up the station wagon and moved our family west to sunshiny Los Angeles.
In my teens, I began to write comedy and music (ASCAP writer and performer) in addition to other adolescent criminal enterprises — i.e. skateboarding with my delinquent friends, winning belching contests and playing irritating rock n’ roll in large LA arenas.
At age 27, weary of my jet-set Hollywood lifestyle, I married and drifted toward the Sandwich Isles, in search of quiet beaches and loud Hawaiian shirts.
Blessed with a perfect tan, I now get to live and write in beautiful Kailua.
(I am Fred Barnett and I approve of this message.)
My finished works — with glowing revues worthy of Fukushima — include:
Bloody Good (The seventh edition (2016) of True Shark Stories, originally published in 1998) - Previously distributed by Scholastic Books and published by Dolphin Press, and then Light Books, who ran off with his money. Nom Nom.
Bats (A Return to Damnalot -2015) ^^Ö^^ - Two of Transylvania’s most famous mass murdering lovers — Vlad D. Impaler and Elizabeth Bathory “The Bloody Countess” — must save their all-dead habitat from tourists who are threatening their homes, their families, their inactive-unhealthy lifestyles, and their insanity. You just don’t mess with ancient, sleep-deprived, mass-murdering, shape-shifting horn dogs. They just ain’t the welcoming type.
“Fun for the whole (Manson) family.”
The Man From Nantucket - An American Legend (X-rated 2016) Original limericks and 1950s blue humor. Tijuana Bible Study’s — ‘Pick of the Year 2016!’
Perdido — A tale of mad scientists, conquistadors and celebrities stuck in the Bermuda Triangle. (2017)
Shark Fin Soup - A novel of Shark Gods, Cannibals, Mad Cows and Endless Love. (2017)