I Am Jesus

Rated 3.75/5 based on 12 reviews
I am very disappointed about the Bible depicting me as a publicity hound and showoff. I also have some things to say to all the people that made me look like an idiot God. The hundreds of the writers who wrote the books of the Bible were liars writing tall tales of a man they never met. Death and misery will follow these believers of the tall tales. This is my real story based on actual history.
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About Daniel Whittman

My favorite authors are Steven Koontz and Lee Child thus most of my main characters are as decent as Jack Reacher and as powerful as most of the evil spirits in Koontz's novels. Every one of my novels is a wild ride into a gripping and satisfying adventure. Do yourself a favor. Read one and tell your friends about it.

Perhaps readers have overlooked my completed children's novel titled, Astonishing Nina. It is an amazing adventure for any child or adult. My favorite novels are good enough for me to read again and again, unlike the vast majority of other books I have read. My novels are exciting, fast paced, satisfying and hours of fun.

The following is a silly little poem for you:

The Vampire
The vampire was in the hospital with white pasty skin.
While the priest was giving him the last rites, he planned to sin.
“Closer,” mumbled the cursed specimen named Fudd.
The priest leaned closer and gave up all of his tainted blood.

Fudd jumped off the bed quickly over the cold, dead sinful man.
Dancing a jig the jubilant vampire was almost tan.
With the priest’s shoes, porn, socks, underwear, cross and white collar
He administered to the flock before they could holler

I have been diagnosed with ALS disease. It is a fatal fast acting disease. It has been a miserable 24 months since the onset.

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William McHale reviewed on March 3, 2010

To properly address the multitude of errors in this text would require a text far longer than the original text itself. This work is simply a pastiche of the half formed ideas of many who would not merely deny Jesus's divinity but his actual historical existence (Denying that Jesus existed as an historical person is actually something of a fringe position amongst historians, even amongst historians who are not Christians or who are atheists).

Lets look at some of the errors, or at least some poorly written passages. The Notzrim did not begin with Yeshu Ha Notzri, but rather had existed for centuries before he did. Further most scholars would dispute that this Yeshu was the same as Yeshua that became the biblical Jesus.

The writer doesn't seem to understand the doctrine of the virgin birth at all since he seems to equate the virgin birth with Jesus being the virgin.

He clearly doesn't have a clue of Church history as it applies to the Bible. In short I will summarize.

1. The printing press preceded the King James Bible by more than a century. The Catholic Church had plenty of time to provide an English Translation.

2. The Catholic Church, and certainly the Popes never embraced or assented to the King James Version of the Bible.

3. The King James Version, being an English Translation had very little impact outside the English speaking world. Despite the desires of some American Protestants, the translation is not even embraced by most of the world's protestants let alone Catholics or the Orthodox.

Ultimately the fact that the author shows incredibly little understanding of history and an inability to do even the most basic research undermines what tiny merit that might exist in this work. Clearly those who have given it five stars clearly either don't know any history, or hate Christianity or are friends of the author.
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Micah Teodoro reviewed on Feb. 5, 2010

I had to read this again to fix the main points in my mind. The lies about Jesus are everywhere. This is one of the sanest and best treatments of Jesus as well affirming God is tremendously better than the man made bible portrays Him.
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James Gilbert reviewed on Feb. 3, 2010

Some things get better the more you read them. This is one of them. It is clever, funny and true. The doubters are closed minded sad cases.
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Jennifer Anderson reviewed on Feb. 3, 2010

I read this three times I liked it so much. The fiction in the bibles of the world boils down to what this says.
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Benjamin Brown reviewed on Feb. 2, 2010

This proves that a short piece can have an incredible punch. A new book just came out covering much the same thing in many more words and for several dollars. This piece is the first and best.
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Benjamin Brown reviewed on Feb. 2, 2010
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This great piece answered some things I have always always wondered about. It is entertaining and very true from what I know. Great job!
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Rachel Lamprey reviewed on Feb. 1, 2010

I don't understand the people that didn't like this. I think it is terrific!
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Jennifer Anderson reviewed on Feb. 1, 2010
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This is an astounding bit of literature. It answers a lot I was troubled about.
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Patricia Williamson reviewed on Jan. 31, 2010

This is a powerful, extremely moving real look at Jesus. Obviously this piece from Jesus answers the troubling, contradictory and mythology of the man made Bible. Well done!
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James Gilbert reviewed on Jan. 28, 2010
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This is an excellent short piece that is amazing. The link Mr. Whittman provided backs up everything in this writing. Great job!
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