They Can't All Be Winners

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Akkadia, Houston's Mystical Maid of Magic, is invited to join a superhero group after some of its key members leave to pursue other ventures. At the same time, Toro-Zorro plots her destruction using his golem-like Loda Bull. See what happens when this assemblage of super friends sets out to avenge her.

"The author has a definite stranglehold on the subject." —— Theodora Nugent, the Amboy Duke More
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About James Hold

"First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity." — Martin Meyers

I published my first book in 2004. It became an immediate collector's item. I know this for a fact as I have several hundred copies collecting dust in my attic. Critics everywhere said it belonged right up there between Ernest Hemingway and Robert E Howard—on an alphabetical bookshelf.

My influences include Rocky & Bullwinkle, 1950s sci-fi movies, and silver-age comics.

I live in Texas with my Princess wife, and cats Rocky and Dusty. You can contact me at

About the Series: Secrets of Akkadia
Akkadia, super-hot cutie and master of mystical arts, battles evil in all its many forms

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Review by: Michelle B on June 16, 2018 :
Hilarious parody of JLA / Super Friends. Recommended to all.
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Review by: Bobb B on June 15, 2018 :
Great book, great series, another feather in your cap for outstanding creativity. .
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Review by: lafuente03 on June 11, 2018 :
busa kataw-anan, sama sa usa ka "super friends" cartoon.
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Review by: Diego Forby on June 11, 2018 :
The First Line of Protection (FLOP) = Justice League of America. Red Hydrant = Green Lantern. Spread Eagle = a very horny Hawkgirl. Royal Shaft ("I give you the Royal Shaft." "Like hell you will.") = Green Arrow. Superficial = Aquaman. Great name. The the non appearing guys are Omnipotent Man (superman) Psycho Rodent (batman) Amazon Annie (wonder woman) Fleetfoot (the flash, busted for bennies) and the Plutonian Pursuer (martian manhunter). A very funny parody.
Then you have Toro-Zoro and his Loda Bull. A trip to the moon and National Gorilla Suit Day.
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Review by: Andre' Mwansa on June 11, 2018 :
🀘🏾 To demonstrate his skill, Royal Shaft drew his bow and said, "See that teensy weensy insect buzzing over there?" Without waiting an answer, he loosed the arrow which appeared to sail under the creature. "You missed," Akkadia observed. "It would appear that way," Shaft smiled. "But I guarantee that fly will never reproduce again."

This was great. Funny as well actually πŸ˜‚. The second longest in the Akkadia series but worth the time. Someone try this author please. πŸ‘πŸΎ
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