Adam G Newton was born in the East Midlands of England in 1975, and enjoys entertaining people and telling stories. He also enjoys drawing people with big noses.
He once won money in a competition on the back of a pizza box, and possesses a certificate that proves he knows how to search on Google.
He was once in a theatre group. And a band. At the same time.
He currently lives in Derbyshire with his wife and a variety of plants, some of which are dead (the plants, not the wife). He writes for a variety of websites, and has ghostwritten several books for other authors, which is fitting, if you think about it.