Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch

When Mackelroy Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune?

No, probably not.

Approximately 4,100 words.

Available ebook formats: epub

About Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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About the Series: Gastroholics Anonymous
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled his last psychotic fart until life ran him over like a Mack truck, leaving him to choke on the fumes...

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