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All of ten years old, Dingleberry Small is a literary genius! When he's not eating boogers, he's writing about them, producing the most dramatic, heart-wrenching misadventures that his mischievous mind can muster. His stories are filled with total dorks, muscle-bound maniacs and complete losers from a trailer park far, far away.
One day he hopes to win the Pulitzer Prize, the Edgar Allan Poe Award, the Golden Globe, the Academy Award and the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest.
And if you don't think Dingleberry Small is the best author in the world, then you're totally insane!
(Note: These are works of fiction, and do not contain actual boogers. If you would like a booger to go along with his legendary work, you'll have to provide your own.)