The Escapades of Urquhart Flomit Starring Emily, the Jumbo Sized Chub of Freshly Frozen Ground Beef slash Possible Yugoslavian Ice Caterpillar

Urquhart Flomit has a mission: to incubate a rare Yugoslavian Ice Caterpillar, which may or may not be a giant wad of frozen ground beef covered with glitter. With the help of a used walrus salesman, Urquhart will fight talking mooses, meatball chefs, and lunatic zoo keepers. More

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About Austin Malcome

I live in a small town in Illinois with my awesome wife (who tolerates me) and her evil cat (who does not.) I drink more coffee than any human being ever should. I enjoy tabletop RPG's, instant ramen, and weird books.


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