Urquhart Flomit has a mission: to incubate a rare Yugoslavian Ice Caterpillar, which may or may not be a giant wad of frozen ground beef covered with glitter. With the help of a used walrus salesman, Urquhart will fight talking mooses, meatball chefs, and lunatic zoo keepers. More
This illustrated e-book edition of 'Urquhart Flomit' is a wild, silly, fun-filled romp for childish grownups, grownupish children, grumpy grannies and everyone in between.
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I live in a small town in Illinois with my awesome wife (who tolerates me) and her evil cat (who does not.) I drink more coffee than any human being ever should. I enjoy tabletop RPG's, instant ramen, and weird books.