My Troyboy is Twat (Book 3, Ruth Roth Series)

‘Keep your mouth shut!’ This, from Ruth Roth, inspirational columnist for a women's magazine.
It's not the best advice to give your new husband, but men don’t listen, do they?
When he tells all, the fall-out is like a layover in hell. Horrid, and yet…tantalising. Who knew the underworld had so many subdivisions? But Ruth may be stuck in the horrid after another skeleton comes out of the closet! More
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About Paula Houseman

I grew up in an episode of South Park on an endless loop.

Or so it seemed.

What felt like hard yakka at the time is now a fabulous cache of raw twaddle to draw on.

When I first realised that my early, quasi-fictional home environment had distorted my understanding of selfhood, I became curious about the concept of identity. As a graphic designer, I’d already been creating business ones for others through imagery.

But scratching the surface wasn’t enough for someone who asked a lot of questions. So, I went to university and, majoring in linguistics and sociology, I learned about the power of word usage to shape our identities and realities.

Still not enough, though.

I dug deep into the substratum until it felt like I was schlepping through a filthy ancient myth. Or an episode of South Park. It was like a homecoming.

Not a bad thing because I uncovered my muse, the butt-ugly, goddess of obscenity.

She, who embodies a holy kind of dirty, shows me the absurdity of the human condition, reminds me about the value of laughter, and is responsible for my dirty bazoo and the bawdiness in my books. My three Amazon #1 bestsellers (British satire and humour category) are part of the Ruth Roth series, but all are standalones. Book 1, a Readers’ Favorite Award winner, is the coming-of-age chick lit, Odyssey in a Teacup; Book 2, 2019 New Apple eBook Awards Humor Official Selection, is the romantic comedy Cupid F*cks Up (formerly known as Apoca[hot]lips); and Book 3, My Troyboy is a Twat, is also a romantic comedy. Book 4 is just around the corner.

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About the Series: Ruth Roth
What’s in a name? Plenty when your brother gets several, but you’re only worth one syllable, no middle.
The first time Ruth Roth felt important was at age five. A classmate nicknamed her Rath-Reth-Rith-Roth-Ruth after they’d learned their vowels. A year later when he dumped a catty moniker on her during Book Week, she bitch-slapped him and made his nose bleed.
Having girl-balls in the era of the engineered lookin’-good family is hard yakka. And mouthy Ruth’s life choices are a series of look-who-did-it-and-ran. But worn to the bone, she marries her mum’s idea of a prince. No woman deserves a snoring-boring existence, though, and life isn’t a fairy tale. It’s an ancient myth in modern dress. So, when in Rome …
The Ruth Roth series is about the power of female friendship; the challenge of mothering bolshie children (little mirrors); saying no to reel love with Mr Right and yes to real love with Mr Wrong; selling your soul and reclaiming it.
It’s for women who want to shuck off the historical shame and recover their mojo in a mofo shallow culture.

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