Tilly and Elmer - Hooray, Hooray, the First of May

Adult Erotica
It’s the first of May, and naturally, that brings back memories of a bit of doggerel from Elmer’s high school days celebrating the beginning of opportune weather for inviting one’s girlfriend to head outdoors for a “caper in the clover” as Tilly calls it. This year, Tilly and Elmer can’t resist taking advantage of the unusually warm, sunny weather, even though naturally, unnatural things happen. More
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About Gene Clements

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.
Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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About the Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
These fictional stories chronicle the romantic, usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an “old married couple”. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like teenagers most of the time, although sometimes events remind them that they aren’t quite as athletic, skinny, or flexible, as they were five decades ago. No matter. They try to recapture their youth anyway; and when they can’t quite recapture it, they at least give it a good chase. Along the way, they have some fun and get themselves into, and usually out of, some humorous situations. What they’ve lost over the years in body tone, they have gained in expertise, imagination, and good humor.

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About the Series: Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar
More humorous and sexy adventures involving Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, they still like each other, and they know what to do about it! The short stories in this series are about celebration! Tilly and Elmer love to celebrate holidays, from Valentine’s Day to National Bourbon Day. They’re always in the mood to celebrate, and somehow the celebration always involves their continuing attempts to behave like eighteen year olds. The attempts don’t always work as planned, but they are always romantic, funny, and frisky!

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