Put an updated twist on Christmas with these new lyrics to twelve traditional carols from the parodist of The Black Knight & Squire G Show and parodyman.com. From the neighbor who fills his yard with decorations to the hazards of last-minute shopping, these songs are fun to sing and even more fun to hear. More
Put an updated twist on Christmas with these new lyrics to twelve traditional carols from the parodist of The Black Knight & Squire G Show and parodyman.com. They include The Christmas Caroler's Song, which lets carolers introduce themselves to their listeners; The Perfect Gift, which details the frustration of trying to find that perfect present; I'll Be Home for Christmas, which shows how modern technology can affect traditional Christmas homecomings; We Wish You a Merry Mmm Mmm, a comment on the legal wrangling over the use of the term "Christmas"; Picture With Santa, an observation on the mall Santa photo event; The Twelve Days of Christmas, pointing out the hazards of over decorating the tree; Here Come Relatives, a tribute to those brave family members who host the annual Christmas gathering; Up on the Rooftop, describing a guy's attempt to capture Santa's magic reindeer; Beware of the Danger, a look a Christmas through the eyes of the Consumer Protection Agency; Shopping Malls, a look at the perils of last-minute gift buying; White Christmas, which points out that "white" often means "frozen"; and Have Yourself a Decorated Christmas, a description of the neighbor who puts up a huge Christmas display.
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