Unholy Cow

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Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live.

Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that. More

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About John H. Carroll

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.
As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)
As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.
As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. Occasionally, he looks around to see what’s happening on planet Earth. Quite frankly, it frightens him. He’s just going to do his best to write as many books as he can before aliens disintegrate humanity for being so irritating.
Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.
The Ryallon Series is his most popular endeavor into the field of writing. His Stories for Demented Children have lightened the hearts of many strange children and adults. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible.

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About the Series: Stories for Demented Children
Odd stories for children. Follow the tales of anti-heroes through misadventures and mishaps. Emo bunnies, zombies, rainbows, an unholy cow, nanoworms, zombies, a panda, a phairyphant, Steampunk animals, and sugar plum fairies share adventure across the pages.

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Victoria Zigler reviewed on July 18, 2014

Absolutely fantastic! Well written and very entertaining!
(reviewed 2 years after purchase)
THG StarDragon Publishing reviewed on July 3, 2012

My children and I loved this short tale. My daughter is a little jealous that she doesn't get to go on an adventure with a cow like this one. I myself enjoyed the reparte between the characters.
(review of free book)
Patricia Crosswait reviewed on Dec. 5, 2011
(no rating)
I really liked this different twist on a children's story. It is very unique. I think kids would really like it.
(review of free book)
Amy Sheridan reviewed on Oct. 9, 2011

Bizarre but fun :-) I'm 26 and enjoyed it. Also know I'd have enjoyed it when I was younger also.
(review of free book)
Cameron D. Garriepy reviewed on Oct. 7, 2011

This is a tenderly bizarre (or bizarrely tender?) and VERY EVIL story. So EVIL, in fact, that I suggest you never, ever download it.

Hey! I said, "Never, ever!"

Don't you...

Fine. Download it. But you'd better not grin once while you read it. And don't say I didn't warn you.
(review of free book)
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