I'm not surprised you're here. What could be more interesting than reading about me? Besides reading "I've Been Deader," I mean.
I'm a Leo. When I'm not avoiding process servers, I write. Horror, comedy, romance, sci-fi. I do it all. And all my stories have a smart dog and small child in them, so you know they'll be best sellers.
Sometimes I go the movies alone, order two small popcorns and talk out loud to myself about what I think is going to happen next on the screen. I'm currently single, but she's due back any moment, so please keep the erotic chat on the down low.
I can be contacted at: IBDeader@hotmail.com