Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies

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The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change. More

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About John H. Carroll

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.
As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)
As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.
As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. Occasionally, he looks around to see what’s happening on planet Earth. Quite frankly, it frightens him. He’s just going to do his best to write as many books as he can before aliens disintegrate humanity for being so irritating.
Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.
The Ryallon Series is his most popular endeavor into the field of writing. His Stories for Demented Children have lightened the hearts of many strange children and adults. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible.

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About the Series: Stories for Demented Children
Odd stories for children. Follow the tales of anti-heroes through misadventures and mishaps. Emo bunnies, zombies, rainbows, an unholy cow, nanoworms, zombies, a panda, a phairyphant, Steampunk animals, and sugar plum fairies share adventure across the pages.

Also in Series: Stories for Demented Children

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Carol reviewed on July 28, 2013

Cute and clever
(reviewed 22 days after purchase)
Victoria Zigler reviewed on Dec. 22, 2012

Loved it! It's short and sweet, very imaginative, and extremely entertaining!
(reviewed the day of purchase)
Sylvia King reviewed on June 28, 2012

Short and sweet. Loved it. Had a great big laugh. Can't wait to see what else is up this authors sleeve.
(review of free book)
Tinker Bell reviewed on May 15, 2012

I loved this Story it was just a bit short....
I found it very inventive though & i reckon kids would love this.
I know i did & i'm thirty one yrs young & the biggest kid around.
I think it's stories like this that bring our inner child to life!!!.
Thank You for sharing your great imagination with us...
I have some your other stories to & i'm looking forward to reading them soon.
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Patricia Crosswait reviewed on Dec. 5, 2011
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A very cute and creative story. I love different twists on old stories. I guess this story borrows more from old favorite stories and puts a different spin on them. I really liked it. I think kids would as well. Probably geared for older children though.
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Lisa Stewart reviewed on Oct. 23, 2011

Excellent, thank you for the cute book
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Christina M. Grey reviewed on Oct. 21, 2011

Cute read. Genius idea. Well written and entertaining, lots of nuggets of creative thought in here. Just in time for the holidays, too!
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