Throwing Snowballs at Xanadu
By Bartholomew Thockmorton
Copyright 2011 Bartholomew Thockmorton
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And wash behind your ears, dad-nabbit!
This work is dedicated to Mama, who gave me my life-long love for Jack Kirby.
I miss you.