CHIMPANZEES IN DUNGAREES
… and other disappearing things
by Chris Whitfield
Published by Sedbergh Publishing at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 Chris Whitfield
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Dedicated to the countless people who have suffered at the hands of my sense of humour, which is basically everyone I have ever met.
I would like to emphasise that any resemblance to actual facts and reasonable opinion within these pages is purely co-incidental.