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Four-Hundred and Twenty Characters

By Tanya Schatzman

Copyright 2012 Tanya Schatzman

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I’m from Cleveland, Ohio. Jesus and I are mad cool. I spend my days working on how not to work for the rest of my life.

These are pieces of my life in the length of a Facebook status.

All true. All foolish. All Status-ready.

I banned the 'Sleepy Beauty game' from the kids at daycare cuz all them lil kids really wanted 2 do was kiss each other N the mouth. Triflin 4 year olds.


I saw a lil boy take a nasty fall down the steps comin from the pool. He got up like a G & didn’t even kno his chin was bleedin. I was like, aw man, I should tell him. WRONG. He saw blood & went NUCKIN FUTS. So I calmed him & walked him home, makin sure he didn’t pass out. Awkward moment when a stranger brings a bleedin child home 2 mom.

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