HIS WORLD AND
WELCOME TO IT
"Warren," Dave said, "you warped the entire world just so you could rape my wife. I mean, honestly. Which one of us is unbalanced?"
Warren snorted. "Oh, Dave. I didn't warp the entire world just so I could rape your wife. That's just, you know, one of the nicer perks." He smiled. "I must admit, being able to make you shut the fuck up whenever I want to is one of the finer and more gratifying pleasures I've known in this life, too."
Dave closed his eyes, for a long, long time, and tried not to be completely and utterly overwhelmed by despair.