(2002 Public Intoxication Arrest Mug Shot)
About the Alcoholic
An internationally recognized expert in the field of Keg Stands and Beer Bongs, Heather Grant has been diminishing personal growth opportunities for most of her adolescence. She devoted half her life to chasing off men and consuming all the alcohol she could get her mouth on. Her drunken antics have made her a living legend and have set the standards for all that strive to stumble in her footsteps. She is one of America’s most wasted life lessons on ineffective and inappropriate bar behavior, as well as facilitating improper keg stand seminars.
Her insights into alcohol addiction, personal stupidity, inebriated blackouts, and shotgun beer strategies have produced immediate discernment and short-term irresolution. She doesn’t possess a Ph.D. or MBA, and you can’t buy the lessons she’s learned at an Ivy League School. She’s currently in recovery now and wants to share her struggles with others in hopes of helping them overcome their own alcohol induced problems. She’s a devoted mother who currently resides in Sacramento, California, with the most amazing son and her two Yorkies, Guinness and Yager.
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